BE A BEAR

GEAR UP OR QUEER UP. OR BOTH.

Next time you go adventuring in the woods, let everyone know you identify as a Bear with this kick-ass merch! You certainly don't wanna scare the squares or creep out the creepers. Startle the fertile, or infertile. Frighten the enlightened. Spook the kooks. Terrify an alibi. Shock the wedlock. Horrify a dragonfly. Create panic at the shit-disco. Speed up some square-wheel chairs. Stir up the stir fry. Serve up a cow pie. Pull out some ass whiskers and use them to tie a few slip knots. Beat a dead horse AROUND the bush. Deflate some cinnamon buns. Build-a-bear and shake it. Have a goat'n see it. Walk into a bar. Get stoned on the beach. Plunder from down under. Smack a Celiac with a handful of pancake mix. Say "unique New York" 3 times fast with some nuts in your mouth (don't choke without dying). Too bad BEAR don't eat shit-biscuits!